Master the Art of Self-Control — Susan’s Way (Narrated by Oishi)

1. When someone insults you, clench your fists, bite your tongue, and try not to blurt anything out. Also… turn the other cheek, as Jesus said.
2. Pause. Think about siopao and donuts. Not because they help, but because carbs are a great distraction from violence.
3. Meditate. Imagine yourself winning the argument flawlessly. I mean… meditate so you remain calm and spiritually aligned.
4. Practice deep breaths before you accidentally retaliate with words that could melt concrete. Deep breaths. Breathe in grace, exhale petty.
5. Smile sarcastically—wait, no. Smile genuinely. You never know, your unexpected smile might lift someone’s heavy heart. Even if their face deserves a sandal.

✍️ Writer’s note

Ahhh self-control — the kind of thing that many of us struggle to master. And by “many of us,” I mean me. 🙋🏻‍♀️

You’ll notice that Susan is still very much resistant to responding in kindness. Her first reaction is usually pride, ego, or the urge to throw a siopao and a donut. But the important thing is — she’s learning. Trying. And so am I.

It’s not easy, especially when you’re dealing with people trying to be cute but clearly skipped the ‘logic’ queue in life.

But we’re out here trying, praying, breathing (sometimes growling), and getting better one siopao at a time.

See you on the next post.
— Oishi, emotional support furball

Still Rising 🔥 Still Barking 🐾