Privacy Policy

The Official Legal-ish Stuff (The Bot Message)

This site uses cookies and other tracking technologies to improve user experience, analyze site traffic, and serve personalized advertisements through WordAds. These ads may use non-personal and personal data such as device identifiers, IP addresses, and browsing behavior.

Visitors from certain U.S. states are entitled to opt-out of targeted advertising. If you are one of them, you may use the “Do Not Sell My Info” link found in the footer to manage your preferences.

Data collected is handled in accordance with applicable privacy regulations, and we do not sell or trade your personal information.

For more information on how WordPress.com handles your data, please refer to Automattic’s Privacy Policy.

The Real Talk (Ember’s Translation)

Let me explain like you’re my cousin who clicked on this while eating donut:

Yes, this site technically uses cookies. Not the yummy ones. The techy ones that track your clicks so my site runs smoother and WordPress can show you ads for things like that air fryer you Googled at 2 a.m.

Some of these ads may be personalized, which means they try to guess what you’re into.
Like, “Hey, this person reads comics about talking dogs. Let’s show her a hoodie that says Emotionally Unavailable But Cute.” Stuff like that.

I don’t collect your personal info. I don’t even know what your shoe size is.
But WordPress does use basic info (like where you’re from, what device you’re using) to help the site run and ads do their thing.

If you’re from the U.S. and want to opt out of the ad personalization thing, just click the “Do Not Sell My Info” link in the footer. You’ll still see ads — they’ll just be more random, like maybe for tax prep or dog vitamins. Who knows.

“So how did I know all this?
Simple. I have an AI co-pilot who reads the boring stuff while I nap. I asked him to explain it to me like I’m five
But with the legal accuracy of someone who doesn’t want their beautiful ass to get sued.
Because being transparent is nice.
But staying out of court? Even nicer.”