Here, Sus—let me pull up a chair for you. Please, have a seat.
I cleaned your house, your desk at work, ironed your clothes, your majesty.
I cooked your favorite meal… and went all the way to Baguio to personally pick the ingredients.
I even went to Italy just to choose a wine for you.
I picked something smooth… because I didn’t want your taste buds to be ambushed.
I took care of Oishi—gave him a bath, fed him his favorite chicken.
You’re amazing at your job, Sus. Well done.
How do you create a marketing plan in 5 minutes and increase profit in one hour?
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Those are the things I wanted to hear.
But instead…
“Sus, where is the report?”
“Sus, the customer is waiting.”
“Sus, you’re so slow.”
(Ouch. From customer.)
Then there is Oishi badoodle, barking like he personally funded the grocery run, because apparently His Royal Fluffiness is waiting for chicken and refuses to eat kibble like a commoner.
During grocery hour, the cashier looked at me like I had interrupted her villain story. I thought, she must be tired.
A motorcycle nearly ran me over because apparently sidewalks are now optional.
My name is Susan V.
And this… is my life.
Every day:
Wake up.
Work.
Work harder.
Work harder than that so I can pay rent, bills, Oishi’s squeaky toys, Oishi’s bandanas…
and Oishi’s chicken.
Come home.
Cook.
Repeat.
There has to be more to life, right?
And what is with people?
Why is everyone always in a hurry… and rude?
One time, I saw a woman throw a tilapia at her customer.
Another time, on a small tricycle meant for just two passengers, the woman had no choice but to sit on someone’s lap, because the one blocking the entrance refused to move.
A delivery man stood outside, sweating in the heat.
Inside, there were clearly people—you could hear movement—
but somehow, opening the door kept getting postponed.
I mean…
why do we treat each other like that?
🐾 Oishi narrating
Susan has been focusing on negative things lately.
And my ears are bleeding.
Because she complains. Non-stop.
I mean… girl.
Did you run out of other thoughts???
Yes, what she said is true.
Earlier, while walking, we were on the sidewalk and a motorcycle almost ran us down.
Susan got pushed to the side. I almost flew to the roof.
My life flashed before my eyes.
And all I could think was:
Not today.
Not until I eat that grilled BBQ chicken with ranch sauce.
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I understand Susan.
She’s tired.
But I hope she remembers… there are still good things.
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Whenever she comes home from work after a long commute, she tells me stories.
One time, she was in a jeepney.
Her umbrella fell.
She didn’t move.
Because… tired.
But another woman got down… picked it up… and gave it back.
Isn’t that something worth remembering?
👩 Susan again
Oishi is right.
Now that I think about it…
At the mall, some people greet us genuinely.
During occasions, neighbors share food.
Maybe… we’re all going through something.
Some people choose to be kind.
Some people are just tired and snap.
And some people…
still follow this:
“So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you.” — Matthew 7:12
From now on…
I will try to live by that.
Even if some people really deserve a slipper to the face.
when you learn how to carry everything on your own.
You cry without anyone wiping your tears.
You get hurt so many times, you stop counting.
Loneliness becomes so familiar it almost feels like home.
But even then, a quiet part of your heart still hopes.
That somewhere out there is someone gentle enough
to notice the ache you hide so well.
Someone who will touch your face with care,
brush the hair away from your eyes,
kiss your forehead, and say
the words your soul has
been starving to hear:
Come here.
I’ll hold what’s hurting.
I was seated at a bar beneath dim amber lights, staring at the whiskey in my glass, wearing a black dress that made me look elegant, expensive, and tragically unavailable.
And I was thinking about that.
About how life teaches you to carry your own heartbreak. About how sometimes you stop asking to be held because no one ever stayed long enough to learn where it hurt.
The song in the background was slow, smoky, and dangerous to lonely women. The kind that makes you remember things you were trying not to miss.
Then I felt it.
Not a touch.
A presence.
The kind that changes the air before it changes the room.
Even with Slow Dancing in a Burning Room playing softly, I could feel him standing behind me, memorizing me in silence. When he finally spoke, his voice was low, rough, and devastatingly calm.
Come here.
I’ll hold what’s hurting.
He stepped closer. So close I could feel the warmth of him, catch the clean masculine scent of his skin, the kind that made authority seem wearable. I rose on my tiptoes, just enough to meet him halfway—
…and then something started nibbling at the hem of my dress.
I frowned.
Because excuse me???
Romantic moment, cinematic lighting, emotionally available man—
And absolutely destroying what could have been the best dream of my life.
Now, let’s establish something important.
Boyo?
He is completely in love with me.
Like… not casual. Not “let’s see where this goes.”
No.
Committed. Invested. Consistent.
And honestly?
Who wouldn’t be?
I mean…
look at me.
I’m voluptuous.
(Oishi would like to object.)
Bark. Bark. Bark.
I am barking because Susan must be awakened from her latest delusion.
I kid you not, this woman was laughing in her sleep like someone possessed. Her lips were even puckered, as if she were preparing to kiss a man who contributes nothing to rent, groceries, or utilities.
Also, Boyo kept knocking, and I could smell chicken.
Now, let us address the main issue.
Susan keeps using the word “voluptuous” as if she understands it.
She does not.
Next time, I will personally give her a dictionary.
Or at the very least, force her to Google it.
Anyway.
She picked me up and hugged me like a plush toy.
I cannot breathe.
Send help.
Back to me.
Before opening the door, I picked Oishi up so he would stop barking.
I still don’t understand why he insists on sabotaging my best dreams. I fed him before I slept. He ate a lot.
This dog has three life goals:
Eat.
Sleep.
Cause problems.
And then eat again.
Before I got up, I paused.
Just… one more moment.
I let myself imagine.
A simple life.
A quiet suburb.
A small house. Not fancy—just peaceful.
A patio. A hammock.
A baby sleeping soundly in the next room.
Oishi guarding that child like it’s one of his prized possessions—second only to chicken.
Then the door opens.
“Sus, I’m home.”
He’s wearing one of those heavy jackets—the kind made for snow.
And I’m inside.
Cooking.
Waiting.
“BARK!”
Gone.
No baby.
No husband.
No snow.
Just me.
A small apartment.
And a paycheck that disappears faster than my self-control during online shopping.
(Oishi, mentally:)
She is broke because she keeps ordering nonsense and duplicates of things we already own.
Back to me.
I sat there for a moment.
Not dramatic sad.
Just… tired sad.
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So I prayed.
“Lord… from the beginning, You said it was not good for man to be alone. You created woman, and through generations, You’ve blessed husbands, wives, and children.
I hope You can bless me with a husband and a baby too.
I know I have Oishi, and I love him very much… but we both know he is not an actual baby. Please don’t tell him that. He thinks he is my firstborn.
Lord… I wish I could say, ‘Your will be done.’
But I can’t.
Because what if…
Your will is not what I want?”
(Oishi:)
She gets like this sometimes.
Quiet. Heavy.
And then she hugs me and cries like I am a licensed therapist.
I am not.
But I do absorb emotional damage professionally.
My payment? Snacks.
Then Boyo knocked again.
“Sus, open the door.”
“What?!”
“I brought your favorite. Siopao.”
Of course I opened the door.
He came in.
I set the table.
And somewhere in the background—TV, memory, divine timing, who knows—
I heard:
“Lord, Your will be done.”
I froze.
Then I looked at Boyo.
And because I am me…
I told him the entire dream first.
Every detail.
Every emotion.
Full production.
Poor Boyo.
Still listened.
Because again—
in love.
Eventually, I got to the point.
“…and then I told God I want a family. A baby. A husband. But I couldn’t say ‘Your will be done’… because what if He doesn’t give me what I’m asking for?”
Boyo didn’t answer immediately.
He thought.
Then—
“Sus… do you trust me?”
“What kind of question is that?”
“Do you feel at ease when Oishi is with me?”
“…yes.”
“Do you trust your dad?”
“Yes.”
“Did he give you everything you wanted?”
“…no.”
“But you still trusted him, right?”
Silence.
Then he said, gently:
“I think saying ‘Your will be done’ starts there.
Not pretending you’re not scared.
Not pretending you don’t want something.
But knowing who God is.”
I listened.
“He is holy. Loving. Faithful. Just. Gracious. Powerful.
And He knows everything—past, present, future. Even your thoughts.”
“What does omniscient mean again?” I asked.
He pulled out his phone like a man about to defend his thesis.
“God is all-knowing,” he read. “Complete and perfect knowledge of everything.”
Then he looked at me.
“If He sees everything… don’t you think He has a reason?”
“Maybe the answer is yes. Maybe no. Maybe wait.”
“But whatever it is—
it comes from who He is.”
I swallowed.
“So what do I do in the meantime?”
“Keep being honest with Him,” he said.
“You’re actually good at that.”
Then—
“But also… do your part.”
“Excuse me?”
“If you want a husband,” he said,
“you might need to stop daydreaming long enough to notice the person standing in front of you.”
I stared.
“But… you are standing in front of me.”
He nodded.
“Yes. I am.”
(Oishi:)
Ackwaaaard.
I am the one blushing.
But honestly?
Choose Boyo.
No dramatic entrance. No cinematic lighting.
But—
He shows up.
He cares.
He brings food.
That’s elite behavior.
Susan was blushing now.
Then Boyo reached out—
not dramatically—
just gently.
“You’ve been hurt and alone for so long,” he said.
“Do you think maybe it’s finally time someone told you this?”
For the past few months, you could hear Susan sighing like it was her final exhale on Earth.
She sighs after she wakes up.
She sighs after coffee.
She sighs while walking.
She sighs before brushing her teeth—like toothpaste is a personal attack.
And I don’t understand it.
We have food. We have a home. We have a routine. We even have a nighttime beauty ritual that I am forced to witness like a hostage.
But Susan? She complains about tiny things like they’re world wars.
Me? I’m your local philosuffur.
I practice gratitude.
I practice peace.
I practice staying out of Susan’s drama.
Which is difficult, because Susan’s drama has WiFi and it spreads.
Susan narrating (melodramatic, honest, heartbroken)
Lately, I feel like I’m being pulled in different directions—like a pingpong ball.
Up. Down. Left. Right.
And somehow I always end up in a situation I didn’t even ask for.
I’m tired.
I feel like my head is barely above water and I’m trying to breathe… but the pain is still here. I keep praying, but I still feel heavy. I still feel alone.
And I know I’ll regret saying this but…
Where are You, Jesus?
You said You’d never leave us.
Do You even care about me?
Do You even love me?
I cried until my chest hurt… and then I fell asleep.
Susan and Oishi… transported 2,000 years ago
Susan narrating (confused, frantic)
I woke up and I wasn’t sure what I was wearing.
It was a long dress—not a party dress. More like… plain clothes.
The kind that says: You are not the main character today.
Outside was dusty. Old stone houses. No cars. No motorcycles. Not even a bicycle.
And then I saw Oishi.
Talking to a man holding a hammer.
The man looked like he was enjoying the conversation, which already felt suspicious because Oishi doesn’t usually charm people. He judges them. Loudly. With his face.
The man said he could make a simple bed for us. And I just stood there blinking like… What is happening?
I thanked him—because my trauma doesn’t cancel my manners—then I scooped up Oishi.
“Come on, Badoodle. We’re leaving.”
Oishi narrating (dry)
We walked into the market and people treated me like a celebrity.
They petted me.
They called me cute.
They rubbed my belly.
Yes. I allowed it. I am humble.
Then we followed the crowd toward a mountain. A man was teaching.
Susan stopped walking. Something in her face changed—like her brain finally paused long enough to listen.
And then I heard the words.
Blessed are the poor in spirit.
Blessed are those who mourn.
The crowd got quiet. Even the wind felt respectful.
Then the teacher said things that made my fur stand up:
You are the light of the world.
Love your enemies.
Do not worry about your life.
Susan stared at him like she was remembering something she forgot she knew.
She whispered, “Oishi… I’ve heard teachings like this before.”
For the record, this is the moment I realized:
We were not in an old-town museum.
We were in the Bible.
And this wasn’t a random speaker.
This was Jesus—teaching what people later called the Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5–7).
Susan, however, was still in denial because she is allergic to accepting reality the first time.
Nightfall: the home and the bread
Oishi narrating
After approximately 247,000 steps (don’t fact-check me), we ended up back near the same home.
Susan stared at the bed like it was both a miracle and a prank, then asked—very seriously:
“Um… do you have a pillow?”
(Oishi, deadpan):
We time-traveled 2,000 years and her first concern was neck support.
There was bread.
We ate like people who had just time-traveled and emotionally collapsed.
Then Jesus said He needed to go somewhere we couldn’t follow.
Susan’s eyes got teary for reasons she didn’t understand yet.
And then—because Susan’s life is a multi-verse—Angelusito appeared.
He looked cute, as usual.
But this time… no milk tea.
So I knew it was serious.
Susan narrating (soft, trembling)
Angelusito asked why I was crying.
And it hit me—everything I’d been holding in.
I wanted to ask:
Where was He when I was hurting?
Did He even care?
Did He even love me?
But my throat closed. My chest tightened.
And I fell asleep again.
Years later… the shouting outside
Susan narrating (shaken)
I woke up and it felt like time had moved forward.
We heard a commotion outside.
“Crucify Him!”
My knees went weak.
I scooped up Oishi and pushed through the crowd until I saw Him.
It was Jesus.
The same man who welcomed us.
The same man who fed us bread.
The same voice from the mountain.
And I couldn’t understand it.
Why would anyone want to crucify a man who spoke comfort like that?
We followed the crowd.
Someone forced Him to carry a cross.
I tried to get closer, but it felt like the world was moving too fast—like history was a river and I couldn’t stop the current.
Then we reached the hill.
And when they pierced His hands…
I broke.
I cried and begged God the Father to do something.
But I already knew the story.
And somehow knowing didn’t make it easier.
I knelt and cried until no words came out.
And then…
Silence.
Angelusito explains
Angelusito (gentle)
“Sus… you kept asking if He cares. If He loves you.
There’s your answer.
He didn’t just say He loves you.
He proved it.
He gave Himself—so you wouldn’t perish.
That is love.”
(John 3:16)
Susan narrating (quiet, shattered open)
I couldn’t stop crying.
Not because I was scared.
But because I finally understood what I had been accusing Him of.
I had been saying, You’re not here.
While standing inside the greatest “I AM HERE” the world has ever seen.
Return to the present
Susan narrating (warm, tearful)
We were suddenly back home.
Angelusito handed me water. I drank like I had crossed deserts in two timelines.
Then I heard a sound from the bedroom.
Footsteps.
And a familiar voice.
“Hi, Sus.”
I turned.
And there He was.
Not bloody. Not suffering.
Just… Jesus.
Alive.
Kind.
Safe.
He smiled like He had never been offended by my doubts—only concerned by my pain.
And He said, “I brought pillows.”
Which… honestly… felt like the most personal miracle.
I ran like a five-year-old seeing her father come home with a balloon.
I hugged Him.
And He hugged me back.
It was the warmest hug I’ve ever felt.
The kind that doesn’t argue.
The kind that heals without explaining.
I sobbed.
“Lord… I’m sorry. I thought You weren’t there.”
And He said, softly:
“I am always with you, Sus.
In your joy. In your loneliness. In your hurting.
Don’t forget that.
I love you.
And I will never leave you.”
Writer’s Note
Some of us are like Susan.
When life hurts, we ask:
Does God love me? Does He hear me? Is He still here?
And the cross answers in a voice louder than our doubts:
Today I replied to 728 emails, spoke to 96 people on the phone, and somehow also became everyone’s unofficial therapist.
Bills. Kids. Husband. Wife.
Life.
Existential crises.
Ma’am.
Sir.
I am not your therapist.
I am just here to click buttons and pretend I’m emotionally stable.
By noon, my brain clocked out.
By 2 PM it submitted a leave request.
By 3 PM I was staring at my monitor like it owed me money and refused to pay.
Then finally—
5:00 PM.
Freedom.
I sprinted to the elevator because if I missed the first batch of people leaving, the hallway would turn into a National Geographic documentary: Migration of the Corporate Herd.
I reached the bus station.
It looked like a zombie apocalypse.
Except the zombies were holding tote bags, coffee cups, and emotional damage, all aggressively trying to board a bus that had clearly given up on respecting capacity limits.
Normally I squeeze in with everyone.
But today?
No energy.
My soul had already left my body around 2:47 PM.
So I waited for the next bus.
Same problem.
Another bus came.
Same problem.
At this point the buses were arriving already emotionally overwhelmed.
Two hours later my legs were shaking, my back was screaming, and my feet were preparing to file a formal HR complaint.
Finally… another bus arrived.
I climbed in as the last survivor.
Honestly I didn’t even care anymore.
I just wanted to go home and collapse like a Victorian woman with tuberculosis.
The bus was so full the door pushed me inside like,
“Congratulations.
You live here now.”
My face was pressed against the glass like a sad aquarium fish.
Someone was coughing.
Someone’s armpit was hosting a public event.
There was sweat.
There was odor.
There were regrets.
At one point I genuinely thought:
“This is it.
This is how I die.
Not in glory.
But suffocated between a backpack and someone’s elbow.”
I was one stop away from fainting and becoming a viral cautionary tale.
But then—
A miracle.
The bus reached my stop before my spirit left my body.
The doors opened.
And honestly?
It felt like the gates of heaven opened too.
Fresh air.
Night sky.
My soul slowly downloading back into my body like slow Wi-Fi.
I walked home.
Then I heard it.
My Badoodle.
Tiny paws.
Zoomies.
Pure chaotic happiness.
The sound of someone who had apparently been waiting all day just to celebrate my survival.
I opened the door slowly…
And there he was.
Tail wagging.
Running back and forth like,
“SUS! YOU’RE BACK!
YOU DEFEATED THE BUS MONSTER!”
And just like that…
The exhaustion melted away.
I still don’t want to commute.
But there’s something comforting about knowing that at the end of the day…
Someone is waiting for you.
And they are genuinely thrilled you came home alive.
We ate dinner.
Did our night routine.
I kissed Oishi on the forehead.
Then we slept.
Good night.
I hope the office burns down tomorrow so there’s no work.
Then came back inside because boredom is exhausting.
When I returned, I heard Susan snoring.
Naturally, I went to check if she was still alive.
She sometimes sleeps like she’s holding a siopao hostage in her mouth. You can never be too careful.
She was fine. Loud, but fine.
As I sat there watching her chest rise and fall, I remembered the first day we met.
It was raining. I had wandered too far and ended up hiding under a tree, soaked and shaking. Then I saw her running toward me — in slow motion, like in the movies. I panicked. Susan is very large when you are small and wet and afraid.
But instead of grabbing me, she opened an umbrella. She dried me. She scooped me up like I weighed nothing.
And she said words I still remember clearly:
“I got you, buddy.”
I didn’t know what buddy meant.
But it sounded safe.
After that, life became loud.
Susan overreacted to everything.
Our kitchen was often covered in flour.
Fish jumped out of pans.
We went on park walks, food trips, Christmas dinners, New Year countdowns, birthdays, and places I couldn’t pronounce but enjoyed anyway.
She laughed. She cried. I stayed.
Today, while she slept, I whispered a prayer.
“God, thank You for giving me this hooman.”
And I made a promise to myself.
I will still protect Sus when we’re old.
We will drink coffee together.
Watch sunsets.
Maybe Boyo will join us.
I don’t know what the future looks like, but I know where I belong.
Somewhere nearby, I felt a calm presence.
I think Jesus was watching us — smiling — like He understood something I didn’t need to.
A burnout comedy about quitting, bills, and God’s very calm “no.”
Oishi narrates, reluctantly.
So my dear readers, I have shocking news.
Susan… has been working hard.
Yes. Hard. Like “new personality unlocked” hard.
She leaves early. Comes home late. She prepares my food like she’s deploying overseas. She kisses my head like she’s going to war. Ma’am, you are going to work. Not Mordor.
For three months, this was our routine:
She drops kibble. She says, “No chicken today, Oishi. It spoils when you leave it on the plate and I’m not home.”
And I’m like… HELLO??? Chicken does not “spoil” on my plate. Chicken does not even survive two minutes on my plate.
But anyway. That’s what she kept saying while she ran around muttering about her “KPI.” I don’t know what that is, but based on how she suffers, it sounds like a disease.
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The part where Susan explains what happened (and blames everyone but herself)
Susan (narrating, rubbing her temples):
Okay. Fine. Yes. I’ve been working hard.
Because last quarter… I missed my KPI. And yes… it was my fault.
I didn’t perform well because I was “preparing for Christmas.”
And when I say preparing, I mean:
binge-watching, eating chips, making holiday plans three months early, and acting like December is a full-time job.
So now, I’m paying for it. My boss, Henson, told me if I don’t pull my performance up, he’ll axe me. And he said it will make him happy because apparently I’m “a melodramatic, overreacting hurricane pain in the—”
Okay. He didn’t say the last word. But his eyes did.
Also, I was working hard because of Oishi.
So I can buy him food and cute bandanas. That smug little shih tzu wants chicken every day like he pays rent.
So I told myself, “Susan, you will not give up. You will act like a good employee.”
Which is why… I did what every responsible employee does.
I tried to bribe my manager.
I bought Henson the juiciest, most glorious four-patty burger with jalapeño cheese melt. Honestly, I could’ve offered siopao, but he’s the type who says “I don’t do carbs” while chewing on stress.
I offered the burger and smiled like an innocent angel.
He stared at it like it was poison.
He refused it.
REFUSED.
Who refuses that burger? It had purpose. It had destiny. It had jalapeño.
Instead, he marched me straight to HR, Horatio T.
Horatio did what Horatio does best: stayed calm, wrote a memo, and told me if I don’t fix my performance and my attitude, I’m out.
So I walked back to my desk confused, offended, and extremely dramatic… and then my heart jumped because…
He was there.
Jesus.
And I was ready.
I told Him everything. Every unfair thing. Every rude customer. Every pressure. Every injustice. I even included the burger tragedy.
Then I said, “Lord… I’m tired. I want to quit.”
Jesus lifted His hand.
I gasped because deep inside, I was thinking:
If He says yes, nobody can stop me. Not my boss. Not HR. Not even the economy.
And then Jesus said:
“Nope.”
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The part where Susan does what Susan does
Oishi (narrating):
After Jesus said “Nope,” you can guess what Susan did.
She quit anyway.
She came home acting like she was a victim of corporate oppression, as if I didn’t witness the last quarter where she said, and I quote:
“Badoodle, it’s holiday month. Christmas is coming. I don’t need to work on those reports.”
Apparently the company did need those reports.
And apparently reports do not magically submit themselves because Christmas lights are blinking.
Anyway.
She barged into HR with conviction.
Imagine Susan storming in like she’s in a courtroom drama, waving her resignation letter like Exhibit A.
Horatio looked at her like a man watching a toddler carry a candle near curtains.
He calmly said we have practical obligations in life and she should think about it.
Susan crossed her arms. Inhaled deeply. Like she was about to deliver a monologue.
Then she exhaled and said, “I QUIT.”
Paw to forehead. Classic Susan.
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The part where Susan enters her “freedom era” (Delulu Phase)
Susan (narrating, glowing with delusion):
After I resigned, I felt relieved.
No more waking up early. No more rude customers. No more reports. No more cases to monitor.
Last week I even saw a white hair. WHITE. HAIR.
That’s when I knew my job was trying to assassinate me.
So I woke up slow. Took a shower. Scooped Oishi. Went to the park. Ate ice cream. Bought Oishi a cute red bandana with paw prints. Small splurge. Just a little.
And I told myself, “I can find a job quickly. I’m a talented woman.”
Also… I swear my white hair turned black again.
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The part where reality enters like a bill collector with no mercy
Oishi (narrating, ears hurting):
Four weeks later, reality slapped Susan with a receipt.
She splurged. Yes. Like she was sponsored by denial.
Our three-week routine was: park, shopping, binge-watch.
She bought me a gallon of dog cologne. She bought Tupperware she didn’t need. She bought running shoes she never used.
She said, “I need new shoes so I can get motivated and finally look like a supermodel.”
Ma’am. Supermodels do not reward a jog with chips and cake.
Then one day, the living room looked like an elementary school classroom. Papers everywhere. Chips on the floor. Cocoa spilled. Susan sobbing.
And she said:
“Oishi… how am I going to pay for all this? I will sell my blood. It’s worth something, right?”
I stared at her.
I blinked slowly.
And I realized she was not joking.
Later that night, I saw her praying. Not the dramatic kind. The real kind.
Susan (praying):
“Jesus… I didn’t listen. I don’t know how I’ll pay for bills, rent… food… I just wanted a break.”
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The angels arrive (one gentle, one tired)
A bright glow appeared, and Angelusito floated in, chubby and kind.
Behind him was Anghelito, who looked like he hasn’t rested since Genesis.
Angelusito: “Susan, He heard you. He asked you to meet Him at the park. At the swing.”
Susan: “At night?? Can He come here?”
Anghelito: “Sure, let’s make the King of Kings travel like a Grab rider. Just go.”
Angelusito: “Susan, you’re healthy and safe. You can walk.”
Anghelito: “Also, you begged to see Him five minutes ago.”
Rude. Accurate.
So we went.
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The swing scene (heartwarming, not cheesy)
The park was quiet. Peaceful. Jesus was sitting on the swing, smiling gently.
I heard a bark. I turned.
Oishi followed us, tongue out, panting like he ran a marathon, but emotionally he was thriving.
I stood there like a five-year-old who broke something and suddenly remembered consequences exist.
Susan:
“Lord… I’m sorry. I didn’t listen. I don’t know how to pay the bills. I’m ashamed to ask my mom. I’m ashamed to borrow from friends. I was just tired. I wanted a break.”
Jesus looked at her like a Father who already knows the whole story, and still chose to come.
Jesus: “Why did you quit?”
Susan: “I was tired, Lord. The work piled up. Customers were rude. I snapped.”
Jesus (gentle, but direct):
“The reports piled up because you avoided them. The customers were hard because they needed help. You needed wisdom, not escape.”
Susan’s lip trembled.
Jesus continued, calm and practical:
Jesus: “Tell Me what was good about your job.”
Susan hesitated, and the angels, of course, did not.
Christmas was a blast! Let’s see—I lost count how many Christmas parties we went to. I ate so much I think I could live off fat reserves until mid-January. I sang, danced, and won games with Badoodle, my smug little shih tzu whose tail couldn’t stop wagging from sheer victory.
We rode the ferris wheel, watched fireworks, walked under the stars, visited the North Pole, met Santa—and Jesus tagged along. He gently reminded me that He is the gift, not the hot pink car I keep putting on vision boards.
Now it’s New Year’s Eve. Oishi and I are preparing to welcome the new year—me, with a resolution list and reheated siopao; him, with a suspicious eye and a belly full of leftover ham.
My New Year’s Resolutions:
Eat less siopao (cutting down from 5 to 4—I call that discipline)
Weekly massage at the spa
Visit the derma to achieve telenovela-level glow
Salon visits, false lashes, and plumped lips (subtle, classy, fierce)
Buy Oishi a luxury dog bed
Work 25 hours a day to fund all of the above
I was about to post this on the fridge like a manifesto, when Anghelito and Angelusito appeared. My personal heavenly CCTV duo. I sighed, sat down, and mumbled, “Alright, here comes the unsolicited divine coaching.” Oishi barked like he was in on it.
Angelusito, the sweet one, started gently: “Susan, your list shows you want to care for yourself, which is good.”
Before he could finish, Anghelito rolled his eyes. “But you’re broke, Sus. No offense, but you work from home and have six potholders shaped like elephants. You don’t need more Shopee.” He nodded toward a pile of unopened packages.
Then the mini-sermon began:
Add fruits and veggies to your diet. They’re not decorations. (Angelusito, gesturing to the rotting apples I bought to impress a guy who never visited.)
Mind your own business. (Anghelito. Of course.)
Only go to the salon if it fits the budget. (Angelusito, lovingly.)
Stop being dramatic. Your neighbor’s toddler crying isn’t a trauma response trigger. (Guess who.)
Work smart, not nonstop. Hustle culture won’t save you from burnout. (Thank you, Angelusito.)
I burst into tears, siopao still in my mouth. “I’m tired. I’ve waited so long. I just want to feel alive again.”
Oishi, breaking his usual sarcasm, rushed to lick my tears. (Salty. Regretted it. Still loves me.)
Oishi narrates:
In all my days with Susan, this was different. She wasn’t just being melodramatic. She was worn. She always gives, even when people misunderstand her. She says yes when she wants to rest. She takes care of others but forgets herself. I get why she wants something just for her.
Angelusito and Anghelito narrate:
We’ve watched over these two for years. Oishi, despite his side eyes and obsession with chicken, is the most present being on earth. Susan, meanwhile, is a complex emotional lasagna. Layers.
So when she asked:
What’s wrong with taking care of myself?
Why do I feel stuck even if I’ve been good?
Why do I feel invisible?
Why can’t I enjoy life without going broke?
Why does everything feel like a never-ending waiting room?
We didn’t know how to answer. So we went home.
To heaven.
At Heaven’s Gate:
“It’s us!” Angelusito shouted. “We need to speak to the Boss.”
The gates opened. The King of Kings, radiant and humble, walked toward us. “How are my children? Are they safe?”
We told Him everything. He handed us a Bible and a laptop. “Give her answers. But first, remind her: I will never leave nor forsake her.”
Back at Susan’s apartment:
She was washing dishes, still crying. Oishi glared at us like, “Took you long enough.”
We sat Susan down. Here’s what we told her.
1. What’s wrong with taking care of myself?
Nothing. If it’s stewardship, not image control. God calls us to honor the bodies He gave us (1 Corinthians 6:20). Self-care is holy when it’s about preserving what God entrusted. It becomes a trap when it’s about fixing your worth.
2. What’s wrong with wanting my life to get better?
Also nothing. But Jesus defines better as deeper peace, steadier joy, and a heart aligned with heaven. (Matthew 6:33)
3. What’s wrong with wanting to be seen and feel important?
You were made to be known. Psalm 139 says God sees everything about you. But don’t turn life into a stage. Let God see you first. Then applause won’t define your worth.
4. What’s wrong with wanting good things but still have money to eat?
Desiring joy is not sin. But clinging to money like it’s your savior is dangerous. Hebrews 13:5 says, “Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you”
5. I’m tired of waiting. I’m drifting.
Isaiah 40:31 says those who hope in the Lord renew their strength. Waiting is not punishment—it’s formation. And if you feel restless, maybe that’s your soul saying: you’re made for more than this moment.
6. How can I be happy with small, daily irritations?
You don’t have to fake joy. But don’t waste your pain either. James 1 says trials build character. And small irritations can train you toward maturity, not bitterness.
7. I’ve been good. Why is life still hard?
Because goodness is not a currency. Grace is a gift. God’s love is not a salary you earn. You don’t work for it. You walk in it.
8. Oishi is the only constant thing in my life.
Sweet, fluffy Oishi is a comfort. But your real Anchor is Jesus. He says: I will never leave you or forsake you.
Psalm 23 says:
“The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me lie down in green pastures. He restores my soul.”
Even in waiting, even in worry, He restores you.
Susan wiped her tears. We made her hot cocoa. Oishi curled beside her like a weighted blanket with legs. We tucked her in.
“I didn’t sign up to babysit humans,” Anghelito muttered.
That night, right before midnight, there was a soft knock at the gate. Boyo showed up holding a thermos of hot cocoa like it was a peace offering, Brenda arrived with something sweet because she refuses to let anyone end the year empty, and Yohannes came in waving sparklers like he was personally assigned to keep hope alive. Susan laughed—real laugh, not dramatic laugh—and for the first time all day, the house felt roomy. The countdown began, Oishi sat proudly like the host, and when the fireworks finally lit the sky, Susan realized she wasn’t just surviving the year… she was ending it loved.
But as we watched her finally at peace, we knew one thing:
Susan may not know what’s next. But she finally believes God is with her.
And that, dear humans, is the only true resolution you need.
Before I continue, I need you to first read Part 1 of this madness. Please. I am too shaken to summarize it for you. I still haven’t processed the part where we saw a purple demon in a bathrobe holding a toilet plunger. Was he planning to use our bathroom all along? Also, who brings props?!
Anyway—Oishi and I screamed like banshees and chased him across the house, but halfway through I got thirsty. Fear is dehydrating, okay? Oishi too—he chugged that weird apricot juice he kept begging me to buy at the grocery. (Don’t ask.) I opened the fridge for water and just when I started calming down…
CRASH.
In the backyard.
Bright lights.
My first thought? This is it. Jesus has arrived.
So Badoodle and I ran outside to meet Him—and tell on that little purple troublemaker.
Oishi narrating
Unlike Sus, I’m not lazy. Here’s your recap of Part 1:
Two angels were fighting in heaven. Boss sent them here to babysit us. The end.
Now back to this disaster.
Demonyito—this purple chaos goblin—seems determined to flood our lives with inconveniences. I will not allow that. It’s already hard enough managing Susan when things are normal. Can you imagine her with extra stress? I’d need dog therapy.
So I barked like my life depended on it. Then passed out. Then drank all the apricot juice. Susan chugged water like a basketball player in overtime.
And then we heard it—the boom, the glow outside… and I knew. It had to be Him. The Lamb. The Lord. I was ready to report everything.
Susan narrating
We rushed to the backyard—and there they were.
Two…boys? Floating. With wings.
I shouted, “HEY! Get down here and stop this cosplay sorcery! Is that purple bathrobe demon yours?! You’re paying for our plumbing bill!”
Oishi started nibbling my pants. I think he realized it too—they were actually floating. No wires. No ropes. And the one on the left looked like a tired uncle. The other? Holding… a barbecue stick?
“Hi! I’m Angelusito. I got hungry so I bought barbecue on the way. I told Anghelito to grab milk tea but he said Boss said no detours. Anyway, wanna bite?”
I almost fainted. But before I hit the floor, Angelusito put something under my nose and said, “You okay, Sus?”
Wait. How did they know my name?!
And Oishi—traitor that he is—was already letting Anghelito pet him like they were childhood friends.
Fast forward a few hours…
They told us the truth.
God really sent them. To look after us.
I asked if maybe someone higher-ranked was available…? But honestly, deep down, I felt something I hadn’t felt in a while—relief. Like maybe, I’m not as alone as I thought.
After all these years, it felt weird—but good—to know someone’s watching out for us. Not just Badoodle and me versus the world anymore. Someone else is in our corner.
(And okay, of course there’s God. But you know what I mean.)
Oishi narrating
At some point, I found myself playing Pictionary with Anghelito. I was drawing Demonyito’s crimes with ketchup on a paper plate.
Susan interrupted, “So… angels huh? That means you’re our new BFFs. Let’s go to the mall! Eat siopao! Karaoke night! And it’s December, you know what that means?”
“Christ’s birth,” the angels said in perfect unison.
“And party!” Susan beamed.
The lights flickered. Then went out.
Susan narrating
Oishi barked like there was no tomorrow. Anghelito gave him a look and whispered, “Quiet, soldier.” Oishi obeyed.
We hid behind the curtains. The angels glowed, so I shoved them inside the cabinet.
Then we heard it—
“Susaaaaan… Oishiiii… yuhhooooo…”
It was Demonyito.
“Come out, I won’t bite. I brought siopao. I can help you clap back at that annoying coworker. I can get you a car loan for that hot pink car you’ve been eyeing. And Oishiiii… I can give you chicken every day. I’ll even let you pee on all the garden gnomes.”
I was tempted.
But Anghelito appeared out of nowhere and declared,
“Susan doesn’t need a clapback. The Lord said ‘Turn the other cheek.’”
Angelusito added,
“She doesn’t need the hot pink car. She works from home 4 days a week. And given your financial situation, you’ll be in debt until the next Jubilee year.”
They turned to Oishi.
“Chicken every day is not healthy. And it’s unhygienic to pee on gnomes.”
We stood our ground. I told Demonyito, “We don’t need your offers. Leave our home. And don’t come back.”
Oishi barked like a furry warrior.
Later that night…
I cooked dinner.
Boyo dropped by to fix the faucet. He asked if we were okay. I told him Oishi had a hyperactive episode and wrecked the house.
He didn’t believe me.
I packed his dinner to-go anyway. I’m not ready to explain angels and demons. Not yet.
At the table, the angels said, “We’re proud of you, Sus. And Badoodle—you didn’t give in.”
I smiled and joked, “So when you guys go back to heaven, can you tell Jesus to give me a raise so I won’t need that car loan?”
“She’s not joking,” Oishi mumbled.
Anghelito’s Epilogue
Susan and Oishi will still face life’s chaos—annoying things, tempting shortcuts, moments of loneliness.
But as long as they stay anchored in the Lord, they’ll be fine.
It was Thursday night, 8:53 PM, and Susan wasn’t home yet. Your local Philosufurr was panicking. I called Sashimi, our bark-comm specialist, and Bulgogi the chaos intern, to track her location. Was she in danger? At the hospital? Had the Siopao finally done her in?
Turns out she was at the park. Sitting. Wailing. Asking strangers things like,
“Do I matter?”
“Am I valuable?”
“Is what she said about me true?”
One passerby answered, “Ma’am, I don’t even know you.”
Helpful.
When she saw me, her face lit up like I was the second coming of carbs. She scooped me up and whispered, “I’m sorry, my badoodle. I didn’t want you to see me like this.”
And look—I’ve seen Susan at her most dramatic. But this time? This was different. She was shaken. So she told me everything.
Flashback, a few weeks ago…
Enter Dinah.
Short black hair. Fierce eyeliner. Heels sharp enough to slice confidence.
Jezzie B’s bestie. Signal Co.’s Gossip Kween™.
Unlike our resident gossip analyst Yohanes—whose intel rarely ruins reputations—Dinah was surgical. She didn’t just talk. She targeted.
She once appeared behind Susan so quietly I thought she was summoned by dark sorcery. She’s also the reason Horatio T. issued an official memo quoting Leviticus 19:16:
“Do not go about spreading slander among your people… I am the Lord.”
Dinah had been nitpicking Susan’s life like it was her day job:
Her siopao intake.
Her walk.
Her top bun.
Even said Susan walked like a penguin — in front of people.
Susan tried to laugh it off. But it chipped away at her. Especially the day Dinah crossed a line.
She caught Susan sneaking a glance at Macchismo (yes, the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing prince of jawlines, now married), and said—loudly:
“No matter what you do, Macchismo will never see you as a romantic partner. Have you seen his wife?”
To which Susan replied, “Duh. I was at the wedding,” trying to hide her tears.
Macchismo heard it. He said,
“Okay, Dinah. That’s enough.”
But Dinah pushed further:
“If you were single, Macchismo, would you ask Susan out on a date?”
He didn’t answer.
And in that silence, Susan’s heart shattered.
But then…
Philip stepped in:
“Dinah, I don’t remember Macchismo ever asking you out either.”
Yohanes and Brenda joined in:
“Beauty’s nothing if your attitude is toxic.”
“Susan may stumble, but she never hurts anyone—unlike you.”
Macchismo, guilty and speechless, reported everything to HR.
Ten minutes later, Horatio T. called an emergency meeting.
The Conference Room.
Horatio stood in the center.
Susan, Philip, Dinah sat.
Macchismo and Pete crossed their arms like protective uncles.
Yohanes and Brenda were flanking Susan like bodyguards.
Then, Dinah spoke.
“What makes a person bitter?”
The room went quiet.
“My parents are doctors. Always on call. We lived in a big house that echoed with silence. I was the only child. I had everything—clothes, travel, comfort—but no connection.
I did everything to make them proud. Languages. Medals. Grades. Nothing worked. And slowly, that absence turned into bitterness.
I started hating people who seemed happy. Who looked… content. Like Susan. She messes up. She eats too much siopao. But people like her. She has friends. She has that smug little shih tzu.”
(I accept this compliment.)
“And Pete—you and your wife. That street food moment? It looked like a scene from an underrated K-drama. It made me angry.”
“Over the years, my heart got harder. I told myself—if I can’t be happy, no one should be.”
She paused. Then added:
“I don’t know how to undo it.”
And from the back of the room, Ishmael—the janitor with a soul full of sermons—spoke:
“Forgiveness.”
He stepped forward.
“Bitterness poisons the heart. But forgiveness—*even if undeserved—*heals it.”
He quoted Ephesians 4:31–32:
“Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be put away from you…
Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, just as God in Christ forgave you.”
Then Dinah said something that jolted half the room:
“It was November 12, 2015. My dad called me. He was overseas…”
Philip and Ishmael exchanged a glance.
Yohanes froze.
The date meant something. More than one person in that room had scars from that day.
“He said a patient had died. The man’s younger sister—about my age—was sobbing. My dad remembered me. He told me, ‘No one gets used to death.’ Then he admitted he regretted not being present for our family.
I brushed it off. I never called him back.”
Susan interrupted softly,
“Boyo was a nurse overseas…”
Dinah nodded.
“Maybe I’ll give healing a try.”
She stood up, walked to Susan and said:
“I used to envy your joy. I mocked it. I’m sorry. You don’t deserve that.”
She turned to Pete and apologized. And this time—it was real.
Susan and Pete forgave her.
Back to the park.
So why was Susan still dramatically crying hours later?
Because one line wouldn’t leave her head:
“Macchismo will never see you as a romantic partner.”
Even if it was true.
Even if he was married.
What if every guy only saw her as the funny friend? Or a siopao buddy?
Then came Boyo.
Holding an umbrella.
Susan refused it.
So he scooped me up and said:
“Fine. I’ll take Oishi then.”
Susan ran after us:
“Wait! I was kidding! I’m not that dramatic!”
We went home.
Boyo made soup and meatballs (yes, I tasted both).
Susan told him the whole saga—cinematic-style, with hand gestures and reenactments.
As she ranted, Boyo leaned by the door and whispered:
“Your time will come, Sus. Just… pay attention to what’s already in front of you.”
She didn’t hear him.
She was listening to a podcast titled: How to Attract a Man With a Jawline.
I put my paw on my forehead.
Classic Sus.
Writer’s Note 📜
Bitterness doesn’t always look evil.
Sometimes it wears heels, carries pain, and covers a wound that’s been ignored too long.
We all feel it.
When we’re overlooked.
When we’re hurt again and again.
When what we do is never enough.
And the Bible’s call to forgive? It feels almost unfair when we’re still bleeding.
But bitterness is a slow poison.
Forgiveness is not forgetting. It’s letting Jesus carry what’s crushing us.
It won’t happen overnight.
🧡But when we finally give Him what’s been weighing us down,
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